chemamr
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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| Cedrick
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Here is one too
Patient.-Doctor I have suicide in mind
Doctor.-Please make sure you pay at the desk first
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