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let me tell you there are some nice guruchus why don't we have a KY party with the ones
that are willing and have fun in the love island
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| chemamr
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, that's the best idea i've heard in a long time. i'm telling you.
some nice guruchus women.
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Chemamir
you are just on the verge on violating the fraternity rules and endnagering your own life .REmember red uw or red clothing still remains safe and is the best mean to evade guruchu sensors.INdidoc is one nice guruchu but an exception.Safety of the fraternity is my first priority ..as a disciplinary action you will harbor a 2 cm hole in your red clothing which will serve as a vent to your worldly desires..We may be going through a hard time but i assure you this is not going to last long...over and out .
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i think the guruchu force is trying to lure me, i feel it inside of me. but i swear i'm doing my best to get rid of it. i'm really striving, it's hard though.  , these nice women around me 
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laptop: at least they are 3 nice guruchu women, besides my significant other, that are trying to lure me.
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I understand chemamir..Its hard to curb your natural instincts ..Try hard ..THe ppunishment i have thought for you should help..You are gonna realize the detriments if you mingle with these guruchu women ..BUt i am sure you dont want to realize them..I suspect that docrocker was lured by a guruchu women.The result is for the whole world to see.Let me work on liberating docrocker only since i dont want you to be game for guruchu women..Take heed of my caution...I am here to help you ..
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| chemamr
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yes, really hard.
keep me informed about docrocker.
will you apply to the match? are you an IWG? which areas do you want to specialize??
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Hey chamamir..YEah i will apply ..Getting a residency spot will help me to spy on the pds who are collablorating with the guruchus.There are quite a few of them ...I attained th IWG membership back in 1985 when i drowned a pd in ky jelly...At this time i am applying for internal medicine .I have good credentials with 222 published papers on effects of ky jelly during extreme exertion..Hope everything is fine at your end..you are doing a good job.
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thanks laptop, good luck to you too for the match.
it's funny that you change my nickname, first i was chemamir, later i was chamamir, , i'm kidding, it doesn't bother me at all, it's funny.
222 papers, wow man, that ky jelly is your passion!
nice strategy to be close to the PDs and spy them, very subtle.
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However hard you try to hide it your innocence reamains on the surface.Had i been consistent in using the same name for you ,we would both be sitting in the most dingy nook of the Guruchu shuttle with all our body parts shackled with wrought iron..Coding and decoding man.YOu will learn all with time.;
I had no choice but to research the ky jjelly befor i could thrust high profile names like Mandela,anderson and spears into ky jelly wrestling.Btw i am not mentioning any of the papers in the CAF .But yes i am mentioning the mega pale dale missile in teh research section.I am still unsure whether to mention in my personal statement the freedom war of love island 40 years ago .I guess i wont coz i get really fired up and offensive whenever i discuss that and wont be able to resist mentioning the 69 pds which are in m captivity since that war.All of them have lived the better part of their life immersed in ky jelly and as a result have become apethetic to every kind of stimulation .In fact yesterday one of them got withdrawl effects and experienced severe pain when i took him out of the ky jelly.
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| chemamr
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i think you shouldn't mention the war of love island years ago, remember that you have to be hidden, anonymous.
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You are right chamamir ..
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laptop, i must ask, what is your new avatar, i don't get it. what is it?
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iT IS A SNAP I TOOK WHILST I AND DOCROCKER WERE ATTACKING GURUCHU SHUTTLE LAST WEEK.thE GUY YOU SEE IN THIS SNAP IS JUSTIN tiMBERLAKE ..dOCROCKER STUNNED HIM WITH STUN GUN JUST MOMENTS AFTER THIS SNAP WAS TAKEN ...
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Hello love island,
We the people of Love Island despite being almost on the brink of extinction due to massive attacks by Guruchus, we take a pledge today that we will continue fighting for this noble cause -- to save the face of mother Earth, integrity of love island and for the prosperity of mankind.
Love island history is divided into 2 parts:
Growth and prosperity: We started building love island, it soon became the strongest economy in the world. But guruchu devils (believed to a species from outer space) had other plans.
KY jelly wrestling event was planned to raise sufficient funds to develop enough mega pale dale missiles to drive guruchus out of earth and kill their evil intentions of ruling earth someday.
Destruction: On one calm but dreadful night guruchus attacked love island with full vengeance. Everything was lost, I was captured, laptop was wounded. snake and titbit managed to ecape. We lost everything.
Now after managing to escape from the evil clutches of guruchus , I contacted chief (laptop) and we are in the process of rebuilding love island and taking our overwhelmingly famous KY wresting event to its much awaited start.
Members:
laptop: the man on mission. Leader, organizer and and active member of love Island Fratenity.
docrocker: Also known by some as mindreader. Active member , a fundraiser and communicator.
Snake: Our friend, currnetly status unknown, working to get him back.
Titbit: Snake's son from the intern at Harvard. He has guruchu genes from the intern. He is also our friend.
Hitback: Our help in crises, he has developed innovative technologies for love island.
ABOUT KY JELLY WRESTLING
We, the people of Love Island take a pledge to save the mankind from the wrath of guruchu community. For raising funds we have organized a KY Jelly Wrestling Competiton.
It will be held at love island in a tub full of KY jelly.
Rules for participating are:
1. All participants must undergo colonoscopy. Valid exceptions will be considered individually. (To look for hidden weapons)
2. Paticipants should not misuse the KY Jelly for personal pleasures.
3. We have recruited snake to perform colonoscopies as it is easy for him to slip in and will reduce the cost of more KY Jelly and procedure cost.
4. It is advisable to hold your bowel movement during the fight. In some instances the expelled gas has reacted dangerously with KY Jelly causing mass euphoria.
5. All will get a foleys catheterization as no break is allowed during the six hour fight.
6. Lastly the official dress code is the red underwear with flashy golden stripes/stars. (This helps us to evade the guruchu space shuttles)
Note: Red colour is our national colour. We all wear red to escape guruchus.
ABC TV has agreed to air this competition live.
ABC TV has agreed to air this competition live.
The paticipants are:
Britney Spears: Pitted against Christina Anguilera.
Britney will sing Baby one more time after the first colonoscopy by snake.
Nelson Mandela: He is currently in prison at love island. We cannot approve of his wish to participate in bare minimum clothing.
Pamela Anderson vs Mike Tyson: we need a bigger tub for this fight. tyson plans to bite pamelas lt. ear.
David Beckham and Victoria: Not finalised.
The thallesemic vs osteoarthritic female (this would be an interesting fight)
Justin Timnerlake and mandelas illegitimate son: Actually they are with the guruchu community and want this competition down.
PD: He is our hidden anonymous contestent. We are looking for a focus of tuberculosis in his right splenic flexure of colon, which could prove detrimental to snake when he performs colonoscopies.
Michael Jackson: Would be refereeing some fights. There is an apprehension in parents bringing their kids to the fight because of him. Even titbit is scared.
nelson mandela in prison at the northern end of love island but had to do this for protecting all children of the world from having to see the gory ,and ghastly sight of NElson in his bare minimum clothes.
JUstin Timberlake was a nice guy initially but he took a u turn from the moment he learned that we are going to do a colonoscopy on britney.Apparently Justin was kidnapped by the goruchus sometime back and ever since he has started behaving bizzarely.He might have imbibed evil intentions of goruchu community
SO thats it my friends.
We are currently in the process of recruiting new members to the love island fraternity, who can help us fight 4 this noble cause. We are looking for your support.
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