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amazing, creative, ingenious, clever, really funny! 
you should consider the idea to be writer and write books or something. 
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| chemamr
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Hi docrocker, a honor to have you on board. 
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This file from our collective primal memmorie should inspire the soul
to continue and reinforce the instict to preserve earth
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THanks CHemamr
NOw listen to your task
At 0029 hrs tonight you should be at NIagra falls.SPot the most turrbulent waterfall stream and jump in it.Dont worry ,you will land in our dumble boat which will self drive it and will station itself in water just below the brooklyn bridge .While in the boat ,find a black chair ,connect the attached electrodes as you connect the leads to do an ECg.then sit on the chair and enjoy a virtual massage.This process will load an antiguruchu software in you to avoid intrusion by Guruchu conatmination waves.YOu will also find a spectacle there ,,Wear it and you will be able to see our security manuals .Observe and grasp whatever is shown.
Once you are done with this come on top of the boat and dial 911.Alert the police that you are drowning.They will hoist you aabove the water level.DOnt worry about the boat .It will self destruct itself aas soon as police chopper arrivves.
YOu have made a right decision my friend and the mankind will be indebted to you for generations to come.
Affter all this wait for your next instructions
Good bye and never say die
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| chemamr
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done. but  , i was expecting a more difficult task and kind of different.
Edited by chemamr on 08/25/06 - 02:31 PM
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CHemamr
this was not a task.This was to upload antiguruchu software in you and let you run through our security manual.As i mentioned previously i cannot induct you into dangerous operations untill we have trained you adequately.Its a good sign that you are demanding a difficult task.DOnt worry your time will come.
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| chemamr
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alright, i understand laptop. i'll do as you told me.
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IWG - IMG
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Chemamr,
You have successfully completed all combat training and anti-guruchu scans.
welcome to the love island fraternity. Identify yourself at our central doomsday server:
http://www.usmleforum.com/forum/message.php?id=11...
I and laptop have already left for destroying the main guruchu warship. Once you reach the Aquatic server, titbit would be there to greet you. He will offer you his tail to shake hands. Dont do that, instead just say hello. Its titbits way of scanning guruchu qualities.
We are on a mission and we will return soon to the aquatic server. Get yourself aquaintede to the love island fraternity and titbit will train you on aquatic server.
feel free to write about yourself, your combat skills or other interesting abilities you have, at the public domain of our doomsday server. The link has been provided above.
welcome to love island fraternity
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laptop and docrocker: i have bad news for you. I've tried several times to do as you told me and introduce myself in the specified link, but i wasn't able to do it, the server doesn't allow me to. i'm suspecting that the guruchus are involved in this. maybe there is a spy, i don't know for sure. So, i'll do it here as this website seems to be safer for our communication.
Hi, i've just completed all combat training (including for instance: all kind of artial marts -also ninjitsu-, artillery, energy weapons, small arms, nuclear weapons, explosive weapons, energy weapons, etc) and antiguruchu scans. I feel completely ready for any battle i could have.
By the way, my friends call me sniper. i have some special abilities: i can disappear/vanish, just like the invisible man. i also can move at light's speed, faster than flash or superman. However i can't fly yet. I think these 2 abilities help me a lot when i have to be in the battlefield. that's why i've never been injured in a battle, never ever. It could sound incredible, but it's true. i only know that i was born like that, it's in my genes.
regards
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chemamir
signs suggest you are constantly on the guruchu monitor..I am saying that coz i am right here in the guruchu shuttle which me n docrocker hav penatrated.
immediately remove all metallic and latex devices in n on yor body.Don at least one piece of red clothin .To begin with a red underwear wud b best but u r free 2 choose.Our next instructions may come from snake or Titbit if i and docrocker die tonight...cant write more ...
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done laptop.
NEVER SAY DIE.
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Hmm i dont get it but i can see PDA replasing laptop soon
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| chemamr
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it's not easy.
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i think stress and amphetamines got the best of you laptop
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i think now i'm safe of the guruchus, at least right now.
i'm concerned about you laptop and docrocker, what happened to you? are you ok?
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Thanks for the concern CHemmr.
Yes i and docrocker are ok and alive except for some minor flash gun injuries.YOu will be delighted to know that we inflicted enormous carnage on the guruchu shuttle and their north shuttle will take some taking for restoration.We will soon update our public domain for details of this carnage .
I am glad that you have been able to evade guruchus.Please stick to the red color for future safety .YOumay try identifying yurself again on our public domain.
To Hardhead
YOu are entitled to your opinion .If you think PDA will be replacing me soon ,let me tell you that there is no such member in our organisation and at this time only docrocker qualifies to replace me.LIve happily my friend and if i can be of any assistance ,i will try to assist you.For further communication purposes Chemamir ,our public realation commandent will be able to advise you on your concerns
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CHemamir
this is a contingency situation..i repeat its an emergency..We havve been ambushed again..We justt came to know that the moderator on our public domain is a guruchu.while i and docrocker wwere on the bomberdick plane ,that moderator gave security access codes to guruchus who annhiliated our doomsday server.
Snake and Titbit are under cover.CHemamir to go undercover untill we resume our perations.DSocrocker should join us soon in due time.
I am ordering urgent relocation to all..NOw this thread will serve as our new base cum public domain.
ALl members instructed to wear whatever red clothing is available.GUruchus will have to pay for this.
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HI
As is well known an integral member of love island fraternity is missing .HIs name is docrocker.This happened on the 25th of august..if anybody ever comes across docrocker then please immediately ensure his safety and inform me.If you spot him with paris hilton then please dont approach them as paris might have been consumed by guruchu spirit and docrocker might be under the spell of evil spirit.I am living under wrap life as of now and slowly gathering the resources to rebuild our international struggle against guruhus...cHEMAMIR can come out of hiding and so can cedrick..you can start operating on this server which will serve as our new public domain in our service to international community.
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i'm back, i'm continuosly wearing red clothes as you suggest. i haven't had any news about docrocker, let's hope and pray he is fine. these damned guruchus. 
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Good to see you chemamir..i got worried about you but you did well to keep guruchus at bay by wearing red clothes.The search is on to find docrocker but we have to prepare ourself for every kind of bad news..I have some frontline operations in mind for you ..please be prepared.
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hi this is a top secret anti-guruchu encrypted msg being sent to love island command post at a gr8 risk to my life.
i introduce myself 1st..
dont freak out... but i m a guruchu.. yes, but good at heart nevertheless. i believe in peaceful coexistence though most of my brethren dont.
we r a small group commited to universal peace n love. n i m gonna b in touch wth u... very sparingly though coz i m under strict surveillance constantly.
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encryption 2#$GU 454V ANTI KESSEKLVA CHU
sorry hd to cut off last transmission abruptly as paris hilton just glided by. as u see, i instituted an anti-guruchu encryption at d beginning of this post to pvnt detection by our grand computer.
now our group hs come across startling news n we wanna warn u. if i don't reveal this now.. u r gonna b annihilated.
u must b wondering y love island is being attacked again n again despite ur stringent security n red undie protocol.
well.. d news is that our scientists have made a spectro thermo analyser n photo converter. this is a breakthru in our technology n overcomes our age old inhibition of detecting red color. have$%## to %%%% cut off @!@#
@#@ wil resume
encryption 2#$GU 454V ANTI KESSEKLVA CHU> end
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encryption 3#$GU 454V1 ANTI KESSEKLVA CHU
as i ws sayin, we cn now recognise al red color n track it. in fact, a screen b4 me is currently showin all ur red underwears spread out on planet earth. docrocker ws also tracked this way n captured. we aided hisa escape but no news since.
my friends n i tried to find a chink in this new analyser. even examined it in a phlegmanotron n used inanimatio- kinesthesiogenic impulses on it.
we find only one solution.... a complex of hydrocarbons,sulfur,phosphorusn fossilised remanants of organic entities which is a precipitate of d distillate of d liquidised formations of such ancient entities....u earthlings( plz dont feel offended) call it... automobile grease.
will #!!@# resume$#@$
encryption 3#$GU 454V1 ANTI KESSEKLVA CHU>end
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encryption 4#$GU 454V11 ANTI KESSEKLVA CHU
our suggestion is... take off n discard all red underwear n immerse urself in automobile grease. we r also remaining in hyper space well hidden n undetected by these means.
u cn still hav use fr red undies, take them off, n hang them in misleading places wher u cn ambush d invading masses. this way u hv d element of surprise!!
we experimented wth red undies on eiffel tower... there's a flash gun mark on d top most bolt still frm d resulting attack. n one ws kept on d head of an infamous earthling... whatz his name .. geog W bushe or sumthin like that. last heard.. earth media ws wondering y he's losing hair n starting wars? well... what ll u do if u r attacked n find ur hair in a singed red undie everyday?
in d end, i request u... plz b gentle wth my captured brethren n remember.. love is peace, peace is love. u n guruchus like us cn peacefully co exist.
hope i hv helped u n succeeded in warning u.
will try to transmit again if i m alive. else, plz gimme d satisfaction tht my life fizzed out in a noble deed.
HITOTSTEJKCM INKA:LESCCDS ( traditional guruchu greeting to friends)
encryption 4#$GU 454V11 ANTI KESSEKLVA CHU>end
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