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HI Fellas
If you are wondering what this is all about then perhaps you all are oblivious of the efforts being made for you to live a peaceful life
MY name is laptop.I am head of an organisation of a fraternity of Love island .Infact i am the one who got love island liberated 34 years ago from the clutches of guruchu community .But now danger is looming large right over us .
I am leading a warfare against guruchu community which is hell bent on sabotaging our ky jelly wrestling event to be held very soon and involving celebrity fighters like mike tyson and pamela anderson.Eventually our efforts will lead to maintanence of peace and brotherhood at love island.I want to invite you all to join our fraternity or else at least help us by creating more awareness among public.Our war was initially titled "males are doomed " and it could be accessed by public on USmleforum.com which was directly linked to our doomsday server .ON the unfortunate morning of 19th we got decimated in a devastating ambush by the Guruchus and even the moderator there was forced to delete our war details.Our resurrection started from 19th evening itself and is getting a good public support on the aforementioned forum.Our new crusadic mission is called Males are doomed season 2.
I am blessed to have dynamic ,powerful and gifted warriors in my organisation the most important of whom is docrocker.SNake and Titbit who is snakes son are other two imp members.Snake is a real snake and not just name.
I would not like you to rush you into our males are doomed -2 and would like to give some insight into how this mission generated.TO do this I am attaching 8 of the 11 pages of males are doomed 1 ..YOu should read it carefully as the fraternity grew up very slowly .I could not procure the last 3 of 11 case files as thhey got destroyed in the ambush .I hope after reading this you will give us your backing which will help us a lot to defeat the GUruchus and make ky jelly wrestling event a success.After you have finished 1st part i will lead you into the main ongoing males are doomed part 2.The war is ON on the matching and residency page of usmleforum.com
Attached Files:
retrieved files after the ambush.rtf (632 KB, 73 downloads)
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| doc_droc_apurva
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one of the most humorous stuff i have had the opportunity to read. man u shud consider bein the next douglas adams. count me in
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Thanks APurva
YOur post will cause mass awakening and people will stop fearing that by downloading and reading our war story they will become a priority Target of GUruchu shutlles.
I wonder if shifting the location of this post will compromise its reach but obviously you better know your tv channels and if you reckon that this loathsome violence and reality of life should only be shown on a news channel then i agree.Please divert the motivated masses from the Soap channel.
You are in APurva and at appropriate times will be asked to accomplish special tasks requiring expertise which only you can provide.I would urge you to familiarize yourself with the security manuals and other member of our organisation.
All people to soon finish the part 1 so that yu can swiftly move to the 2nd part.
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I see that most viewing this post are not reading the war files attaached to the original post.Future of tommorow will be governed by the past of today .The guruchu curse is not far from pervading the mind soul and body of every living creature of earth.We all are doomed if we dont rise to the occasion now.I appeal to the forum supreme Apurva to exhort the masses to take up our cause.At this time we dont need warriors but for longitudinal logistical operations need teledynamic engineers, psychoanalyst ,wresltling referees and tailors.YOu dont need to have undrgone training for all these areas as the training will be provided at KY 5 arena in love island but your aptitude and attitude should be in keeping with the motto of our organisation .
At this time the best you can do in this crusade is to be aware of whats hapeening .You will be given the opportunity to serve as and when it arises.
YOur sincerly
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| LifeInTheFastLane
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KEEP ME POSTED ABOUT YOUR LATEST SPOILS.
~THE FURHER~
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HOw far ahead are you in our history life in the fast lane
please provide your input as to how inspiring our first war was.
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FOr those of you getting inspired by our war history i have one very bad news.We were almost pushed to the brink of extinction again last evening in an extensive attack by the GUruchus but we have already started the process of rebuilding.Will update you on that once you are done with part 1
never say die
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In this moment of desperation we need some encouragement.Since i dont find too many people here even bothering about the war i am forced to abandon my propoganda on this forum.May we all survive the wrath of guruchus.
good bye and never say die
Good luck for the match
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So I see that it is ok to deliver the ky jellyn shipment that I saved from the hands
of the GURUCHUS.
Long live love island.long live love island
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jeje, this is funny.
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chemammr and cedrik
YOur interest in our war is appreciated and while i had moved to hinterlands to recruit new members and work on devising a mega dega pale blue rocket air to air missile i was forced to give you a chance to serve in our force .As i said first you may have to start from logistical operations and then will move on to active warfare, tactical and organisational activities once you get a little experienced.I would like to ask you both a few questions to test you a bit-
who was the intern at harvard and how was she killed and by whhom
WHo is TItbit
MY next appearence will not be spontaneious and will only be triggered by an intersting post which in turn will cause an alert in my beeper
good bye and never say die
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My understanding is that Titbit is the snake's son and is an important member in this warfare. Unfortunately i haven't had the pleasure to met him in person.
Laptop, sir, how should we call you, general, captain, sergeant, major, colonel, etc...?
the another question: i'm gonna let Cedrick or any other to answer it. We are a team.
i also have another question, if you allow me, what is my rank ?
Edited by chemamr on 08/24/06 - 03:47 PM
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I can a be a knoc knoc who is there at the door ?
I take it the ky jelly is enough for a few partys,hope that you have the correct currency to get the mega dega pale blue rocket
do continue your description it is vey good and fantastic science fiction {could be true}
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the intern was a guruchu,and was killed snake by doing a colonoscopy 5 times
it was distracting snakes mind,the intern did like to dance
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Chemamr
YOu dont have to call me sir.Call me laptop.I am just one of you who was handpicked by Desktop 40 years ago to assume this responsibility.After Desktop crashed in 1991 i have been leading the love fraternity.
At this time i can induct you as public relations commandent and web sleuth agent.As one gets more experience and gets training in modern combat techniques and latest sensory modalities he moves higher up in the hierarchy.If inducted then Dococroker who is next in line to me will arrange teledrill training sessions for you in kY 5 forbidden area.
At this time i feel both you and cedrick are not ready for the demanding job.TO test your aptitude i had given u 2 questions.YOu chose to answer the easy one which was right there in my message to all .COuld that mean that you still remain uninspired by our First war history and didnt bother to get your facts straight .I leave it for you to answer
Cedrick has a youthful persona and his conscience compels him to think that all i talk about is a joke .YOU have a great career ahead cedrick and perhaps you are not ready to face the rigors of the uncompromising training needed to be a love island fraternity member.Let me tell you that KYjelly wrestling is not a funny joke and i am not here for fun but for campaign to save the civilization.
I hope you both will have plenty to think about and you may want to ttake a deeper look into our history .Our doors will remain open to you and will welcome you when you are absolutely ready..
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Well done cedrick ..I will address you in the next post as currently i am busy fixing the global termination system of the maga dale pale roket missile system
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thanks laptop for your answer. alright.
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Just hope that ya dont lose your touch with reality in this warfare mumbo jumbo...though I must admit it is most entertaining for most part!
keep it up..may you be rewarded with tonnes of ky jelly for yr efforts!:-)
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