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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding,
he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I
want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from
you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell
you I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . ..
whether you're here or not."
Any comments
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| md2besoon
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| Quinn
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Funny :lol:
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
-Joke of the Day @ askmen.com
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