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Since most of us are going to the doctor's office a lot, maybe we
>> >should try this...since insurance costs are going out of sight!!!
>> >
>> >One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, "My elbow
>> > hurts like crazy. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
>> >
>> >Listen, Bob, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan
>> > replies.
>> >There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine
>> >sample and the computer tells you
>> >what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs
>> > ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."
>> >
>> >So Bob fills a small jar with his urine and takes it to WalMart. He
>> >deposits
>> > ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
>> > sample.
>> > He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the
>> > computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak
>> >your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in
>> >two weeks. Here is a doctor's certificate for your employer"
>> >
>> >That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob
>> >began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
>> > water,a urine sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
>> >daughter, and
>> >some water out of his favorite fishing hole, just for good measure. He
>> >then
>> >went back to WalMart, eager to test the computer. He deposits ten
>> >dollars,
>> >pours in his concoction, and waits. In ten seconds the computer
>> >prints
>> >the
>> >following:
>> >
>> >1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
>> >2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
>> > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>> >4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
>> >5. If you don't stop fishing, your elbow will never get better.
>> >
>> >And, as always ... Thank you for shopping at WalMart.
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| frontal
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Boy!
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| Cedrick
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Good one
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| Cedrick
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I still like this one
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| Cedrick
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Love it
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CoooooooooooooooooooooooL! 
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| Cedrick
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There is so much that you can tell by the urine
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| MRMAVERICK
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ha ha ha
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| Cedrick
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don't let this one go
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| nisha
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glad u like it Cedrick 
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woah... this is freakkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
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| sarangi2020
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nice
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loved it
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Good one Nisha .it rocked like your monkey
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Funny
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I like the joke
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