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Artery.......................Study of paintings

Bacteria.....................Back door to a cafeteria

Barium.......................What doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel........................A letter like A, E, I, O, or U

Caesarean Section............A district in Rome

Catarrh......................Stringed instrument

Cat Scan.....................Searching for kitty

Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her

Colic........................A sheep dog

Coma.........................A punctuation mark

Congenital...................Friendly

D&C..........................Where Washington is

Dilate.......................To live long

Enema........................Not a friend

Fester.......................Quicker

Fibula.......................Small lie

Grippe.......................Suit case

Hangnail.....................Coat hook

High Colonic.................Jewish religious holiday

Impotent.....................Distinguished; well known

Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff................Doctor's cane

Morbid.......................Higher offer

Nitrate......................Cheaper than a day rate

Node.........................Was aware of

Outpatient...................Person who has fainted

Papsmear.....................Fatherhood test

Pelvis.......................Cousin of Elvis

Postoperative................Letter carrier

Prostate.....................Flat on your back

Recovery Room................Place to do upholestry

Rectum.......................Dang near killed him

Rheumatic....................Amourous

Secretion....................Hiding something

Seizure......................Roman emperor

Tablet.......................A small table

Tumor........................More than one

Urine........................Opposite of "You're Out"

Varicose.....................Near by

Vein.........................Conceited


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hi my dear nisha wink, how are you doing?, i hope fine, studying hard as usual. nod


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  #3

Still trying but am gettin sick of all these exams!

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  #4

that's normal, you know it, just hang on a little bit more and you'll be done. nod


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  #5

shoulda been a dentist!

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  #6

yes, i know, i've also thought so... grin just kidding!

you know what?, at least we are already doctors, and that's something, it's a very rewarding profession (not talking about money, of course not, talking about the transcendency in your patients' lives, that's great and worth it).


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  #7

your little monkey is very sweet, just like you Nisha wink

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