sharvil
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The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY
ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may
choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love
kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to
all the women who
can handle the truth!
Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to
get more. When you
are ungrateful you end up with nothing.
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| yolanda
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Good one Sharvil!, jeje, I am glad to see you around the forum again.
Did you already match?
Yolanda
(I was the one who fell in love with you after reading one of your posts, jejej)
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| tolito
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WELL Sharvil i would think the store is selling wives. women pretty much know what they want, they may not get it however but they know what they want. i always say a man is like a kid in a candy store who has been instructed to select just one candy. impossible!!!!
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| Cedrick
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Cut while you ae ahead
good advise
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| chemamr
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 very good master sharvil!
it's just the way it is, it's true!!
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| 26malik
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GOOD ONE. :-) sharvil 
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