sharvil
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Girl asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Girl: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Girl : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Girl : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
Boy.: Bubblegum
Girl: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy.: Shake hands
Girl: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Girl : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. In rain I get wet before instead of you.
Boy.: Tent
Girl : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Girl : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Girl : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a tremor.
Boy.: Arrow
Girl: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Girl : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Girl: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: Last Name
Girl : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
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| chemamr
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 . Yes, sometimes we are exactly like that.
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| amirhossein
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cooooooooooooooooool
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| Cedrick
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Good humor !!!
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| Cedrick
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White humor is nice
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