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I'm pasting this from another site. I hope you like  . The good, the bad and the ugly. I don't know which is one
Ok, so an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist go duck hunting. The internist is up first and takes aim. A duck flies by and the internist looks up and thinks "hmm... could be a goose, gander, duck? how about swan? eagle, hawk? no not likely but still possible. what about other waterfowl? hmm..." and the duck flies on out of range. The surgeon is up next and takes aim. Before the bird is even clearly in sight... BANG! In the distance something falls from the sky. The surgeon turns to the pathologist and says "Go tell me what that is".
Edited by chemamr on 04/21/06 - 01:30 PM
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| p53
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I knew this story, but there was a psychiatrist also - he was after the internist and before the surgeon and his thoughts were like this - "there is a duck - I know it - but does the duck know that I know that it's a duck?" and second duck flew away...
Edited by p53 on 06/22/06 - 02:40 AM
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funny...but true
who can understand this better than a pathologist....like me ?
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:-)))))))))
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it's still very funny
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from now on, I want to be a surgeon
Edited by praying4a99 on 05/30/07 - 07:08 AM
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There was an anesthesiologist that was invited and told everyone: "I would rather not go. If you kill a duck, you'll blame me at the end..."
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Wow, its getting better and better. If there were a paediatric with them what would he say?
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"How much is the weight? And the height? Let's check the percentile on the growth curve... Where is the mommy? Is he being breastfed?"
Sorry, could not think of anything funnier...
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