usmlemom
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Are You Hungry?
A guy wakes up in the hospital. A nurse comes in and says, "Don't try to
talk. You were in a car accident, and your jaw was badly broken. A
surgeon fixed it and wired it shut, and you won't be able to open your
mouth for at least 5 weeks."
"Oh, my God," the guy says, through clenched teeth. "How will I eat?"
"We'll feed you intravenously," the nurse says. "We'll just stick a needle
in your arm and ..."
"NO, DON'T, PLEASE!" the man hisses loudly. "I'M TERRIFIED OF
NEEDLES! I'd rather have my front teeth broken out, and eat mush if I
have to!"
The nurse pauses, and says, "Let me go get the doctor."
A while later, the doctor comes in, and says, "I hear you're afraid of
needles."
The patient then said, "yes, I am afraid of noodles".
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