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One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,

The guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of
confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he
said to her

"Honey, would you give me a kiss?"


Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"


"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.


"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"


"Oh come on!


There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".


"No way, it's just too risky!"


"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".


"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".


"Oh yes you can. Please?"


"No, no.I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "





Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and
the girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair
dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she said,


"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or

I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down

herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!" nodgrin


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  #2

haha...funnygringrin

  #3

really funny.gringringrin

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  #4

funny

  #5

really funnygrin

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  #6

chivasregal thats a gr8 job,
I think this is from the band ad of Master Card
MasterCard "Priceless" not refering to a kiss but something else.



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  #7

ARJ wrote:
chivasregal thats a gr8 job,
I think this is from the banned ad of Master Card
MasterCard "Priceless" not refering to a kiss but something else.


u got that rightgrin

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  #8

good one sticking out tongue

  #9

NICE , VERY NICE DEAR ..
I`D KISS TOO , TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF !! wink

  #10

very nice...

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  #11

smiling face

  #12

kiss

  #13

hahaha I am tired and need to relax

  #14

kiss me but don't tell

  #15

love love







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