chivasregal
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Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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| tolito
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yeah you got it right!!!!!
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| bbb
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Nope, here in ...... my town, PMS means "Putting up with Men's S.....Stuff"
Gods, I sound so bitter, don't I?? I'm not, truely - I've gotten over it.
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| tolito
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well bbb, no you do not sound bitter. it takes a while to REALLY get over it!!!! been there before so i know the feeling. (by the way, been there more times than i can count. fool me?? no i love the up side and i keep thinking of the next up side when i am down) got a good man now so it was worth it.
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| LisaM
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I am man enough to laugh about a few PMS jokes, but woman enough to tell you that PMS is real.
Guys!!!!!!! Especially Physicians!!!!!!! Can we get a little sympathy and understanding please? I mean, you know physiology, right? You know how a little propofol can knock off a big guy! A little cyanide can kill. A little hormone imbalance does the same thing to a woman. Your regular sane, sensible, sweet spouse (substitute with significant other, mom, sister, daughter, co-worker....as applicable) just does not feel like herself again when PMS strikes. And they are all not telling you when their special time of the month is! So, Chuck the Tom Cruise side of your overbearing personalities, cut us some slack, and stop rolling those eyes will ya?   
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| skdoc
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I agree with Lisa.
Its quite insensitive to joke abt that.
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