katzung
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STOLEN FROM OTHER FORUM,I THOUGHT WHEN THE GOING IS TOUGH IT MIGHT HELP TO LAUGH UR INTESTINES OUT,I FOUND THIS A NICE ONE,I KNOW PROBABLY THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT SECTION TO POST THIS BUT NYWAYZ NJOY GUYS.
Answering machine at the Mental Hospital...
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
  
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| dr_singh246
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to love when it can be lost, to go on when progress seem futile and to believe in every fiber of your body. to live , have hope and faith and to never give in.... dr_singh246@yahoo.com
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| ssandhu112
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| doc_droc_apurva
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lol
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| abcdoc
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this is sooooo funny!!
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| njccmd2002
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Opportunities come once in a lifetime. Soon a PGY1 in Family Practice 2006-2007, stats 86 / 81 / Passed / GC / 2002 grad....
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| drkill
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lol
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| zaki
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yah from the usmle.net,,, very old stuff read previously too....
really want to have good time, read my post in lounge forums
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| Ria
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lol
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| friscan2b
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Thanks for making me laugh1
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| chemamr
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, i had read it but it wasn´t this long, this is much better
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