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usmlebuzz
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11/15/03 - 11:26 PM

The Psychiatric Hotline:

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

mjl1717
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11/16/03 - 02:38 PM

Cute!

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usmlebuzz
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11/17/03 - 11:04 PM

:icon_joker:

Bravo-man
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11/18/03 - 06:08 AM

LOL!!!!

That's great man!

abcd
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03/21/04 - 11:19 PM

MADE MY DAY!!
Thanks

Quinn
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03/22/04 - 05:45 PM

Very funny :lol:

What if you press the numbers in reverse?

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Bravo-man
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04/08/04 - 02:06 PM

What if you are an USMLE taker? sad

prep4usmle
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04/08/04 - 02:14 PM

"Bravo-man" wrote:
What if you are an USMLE taker?

You must press both 1 and 2 (in any order you want) before pressing 3, otherwise :icon_shake:

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coolbabe76
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03/20/05 - 12:00 AM

that was awsome!! :lol:

noelle
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03/23/05 - 09:49 PM

#10

what to press if delusional???? :lol:

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dev
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03/23/05 - 10:37 PM

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delusional-think someone is pressing it instead of u.
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noelle
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03/25/05 - 08:00 AM

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if narcissistic : you want the best operator! :lol:

if histrionic : ask the operator out for a date! :lol:

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Agrada
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07/20/05 - 02:57 AM

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I think most of medical student will suffer from personality disorders !!, grin

Do u agree?

ok which is the most personality disorder is associated with medical students and/or doctors??

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07/20/05 - 04:47 AM

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jejeje

, i like a lot

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Agrada
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07/25/05 - 01:09 PM

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well, i think it is depression..

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