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A Joke: how to find a patient is dead or alive

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gpsbrar
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08/27/05 - 01:16 AM

How to find if a patient was dead or alive:
A male, when he dies his heart stops beating.
And for women, when their mouth is shut.
PLease don't mind, its just a joke.

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08/27/05 - 07:17 AM

i guess

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10/03/05 - 03:01 PM

Please don't mind. It is just a joke though. don't take it that way.

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10/04/05 - 02:40 PM

both wadhia joke HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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