noelle
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One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives
complaining of
serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened
to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and
heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone
had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad,
but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time,
and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What
the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd
floor
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I ve ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group
ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo
pee rahi hai!
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the
floor.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
> Banta Singh : Ok
> Interviewer : Made in India
> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
> Interviewer : Keep it Up
> Banta Singh : Put it Down
> Interviewer : Maxi Mum
> Banta Singh : Mini Dad
> Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
> Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
> Interviewer : I say you get out!
> Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
> Interviewer : I reject you!
> Banta Singh : You Appoint me
> Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
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| BUDSKI
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hey Dude the sarders are going to want to hang you for exposing these state secrets.......Good luck! BUDSKI
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| nonstopdoc1
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Hey there noelle,
This can be a great coincidence or the beauty of internet.
The post you just made is exactly and ya exactly similar to an email i forwarded few weeks ago to all my friends.
I read these jokes from 2 different sites, copied and pasted them on a notepad and than in an email and i forwarded it too all my friends.
I think you got the same email forwarded from one of your friend. (just check out the original id from the email that started it)
Or maybe I know you too.  But not sure.
And if its a coincidence than its something really amazing.
:roll:
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| noelle
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i guess its the beauty of web. ..i read it somewhere n saved to my laptop. where did u read it from?//
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